Why penguins..?

Dear friend,

Penguins are the BEST animals out there. I mean, who else waddles around looking like they’re dapper enough to get married in a cathedral?

They swim, they waddle, they TOBOGGAN!?! If I could toboggan around then s**t yes! You’d be seeing me sliding around on my stomach ALL day long.

Plus there’s Happy Feet. And Madagascar. Pengu (noot noot).

How many other animals get to be this gangster?

Thoughts from your weird self… *high five*